i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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