did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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