Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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