He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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