And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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