too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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