Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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