In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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