i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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