i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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