Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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