i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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