When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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