erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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