are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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