Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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