her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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