If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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