I'm so fucking centered right now
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
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I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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