Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
thus making me awesome and them whores
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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