All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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