I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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