her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Randomize
