I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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