Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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