I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
not ubering you a puppy
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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