I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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