sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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