He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i think im in europe. pls send help
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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