We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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