I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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