Kiss
Puke
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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