Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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