I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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