: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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