If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize