you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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