Just fell off a train. Bad.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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