Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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