I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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