i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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