Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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