I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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