people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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