My liver just broke up with me...
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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