Nicole vs. Life
kristin has been a bad kristin
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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