now i know why i became what i already was.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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