talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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