the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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