I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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