never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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