eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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