My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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