gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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