Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
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His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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