I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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